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Because Lisa adamantly didn't want to be Mayor and has repeatedly stated to the public that if she had to do running for council over, she wouldn't. Ask her and maybe she'll speak more on the subject in her weekly apology/newsletter,"It's Not My Fault Cuz". Oh, did anyone videotape her one-woman show at Mira Costa? "Denial is not a river"
that is funny, weekly apology newsletter by Lisa Shaffer-
At least she can write for herself, unlike Gaspar, who has the Andreen/Stocks speechwriter team at her disposal...
Why did our elected city council person deface property?
Remember his ad - tried and trusted....to eat another Big Mac on that $175,000/year pension for life!! *****BURP******
It's the dunce factory! Ship of Fools headed to the fiscal shoals of destruction.Cap'n Bligh $$tock$$ could still get on-board - Titanic time.
Kranz is changing his name to Krance' de Plomb -- sounds more sophisticated when the butler announces his presence at Ecke's Christmas party..
Protest these cheats.
Refuse to allow Barth to remain as mayor.
And Gaspar what a PHONEY Dump her!
Gaspar brings hope to the special interests - if someone as unqualified as she can get elected by Wonder Woman costume stunts and poster, this town is doomed. $tock$ may even give it another shot! He is giving this vacuous woman her marching orders (among others).
Rumor has it he's thinking of dressing up as Bourbon man, complete with cape and red nose....
Bourbon Man and his trusty sidekick, Pillsbury Pension Dough Boy Muir will be setting up crusader posters for the next election after hours.... Mayoral Ditz Gaspar waiting for the next Revlon release and Macys sale.... Don't ask her any questions - you'll make her mascara run.Barth will be bicycling in round-abouts like the pre-witch in Oz who wanted Toto; Shaffer will be going to Oz with her for another commendation to show she has ethics and Kranz the flying monkey will be looking at his new do in the mirror. Encinitas is run by chimps!
This is the best writing we've had. Ist prize, a gypsy cab ride to downtown Encinitas on a summer Friday! Free preview membership to the Leucadia Club!
Shaffer is 60. The Kook is celebrating another Lisa's 50th.
Kook would probably be a better council person than those presently on it! He stonewalls like Gaspar, can see Muir's favorite donut shop from his pedestal, likes cameras like Barth, has different do's like Kranz and is on a simulated Ivory Tower like Shaffer.