Friday, August 17, 2018

Olivenhain Jackass

From the Inbox:
Some idiot smoked the mailbox on Cole Ranch on the section between Lone Jack and del Norte. We reported it to the cops and they said they heard reports of other sh** getting hit on Rancho Sante Fe Road earlier. This happened around ~4 pm yesterday, and by the tire marks you can tell this imbecile made the illegal rush hour turn. Looks like he/she hit the left and was going into the property facing to the east, then overcorrected and slammed into the mailbox and swerved back on to the road. Must have been someone who lives off Lone Jack who is just too g*d damn important to sit in 30 more seconds of traffic, which I do as principle even though I live on the f***ing street.

That's not just one mailbox... it's the mailboxes for the whole block. Here's the Google image of the site:
Doesn't anybody on the street have security cameras that would have caught it? We hate to stereotype, but we'd guess it was the failure-to-launch offspring of a Lone Jack resident.

3 comments:

  1. RSF takes 30 minutes to drive through. I would think that people would come to expect that.

    Not sure why you live out there. I'd rather sit and watch the grass grow. But on some days, when sitting in my car, I actually can.

    But yeah, catch that fool.

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  2. I was testing the bumper on my new Range Rover, to see if it's as tough as the sales man suggests. So far so good.
    Security camera?? Won't do you any good, I don't have plates yet.
    PS- I hope you get more of these nonsensical posts, you deserve it. Why don't you focus on the terrible roads?? The cost overruns of every city project?? How Muir, upon re-elect will call for a new fire station in Old Encinitas.
    Then of course is the grumbling by the staff that city hall is an old washed out building and if we want to attract the best and brightest to work for the city we'll need new digs.
    Who cares about your mail box, get your mail at the post office like Sculpin.

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