I am not making this up.
Thanks to Anonymous for the tip. Someone who looks an awful lot like Monster House Suzy Brown has shown up as "Suzy Tesla" with a web site called "XP Vortex."
The XP Vortex was the brainchild of a dream to spend more quality time with loved ones and be financially free to pursue my passions. I also wanted to create a business that would do the very same thing for others… a self-propelling business to free YOU financially. If you want to make a lot of money, first you need a dream or a passion about what you would do with the money. Then dream about your dream, visualize it, feel it, taste it, enjoy it. Not only WILL it happen, it MUST happen. That is how the Laws of Universe work. For me, my dream is about following in Nicola Tesla’s footsteps in recreating his dream for ‘Free Energy.’ What is Free Energy? Believe it or not, we can produce unlimited amounts of energy without consuming any fossil fuels, gases, masses, or even sunlight. No pollution and nothing gets consumed in the process. We can heat homes, drive cars, and power our homes without relying on a man-made ‘energy’ sources. Nicola Tesla, the inventor of electricity and wireless communication, almost finished his most important invention of all, Free Energy that could be transmitted everywhere in the world. JP Morgan pulled the plug over 100 years ago when he realized his investments in oil, coal, electricity and even the railroads would become worthless and obsolete. Never again. The XP Vortex is designed to fuel the research, development and engineering of Free Energy indefinitely. This is my dream and my life’s purpose. What’s yours?
I'm not sure how you get free energy from your run-of-the-mill multi-level-marketing scheme, but here's the pitch.
I hope the MLM investors do better than the Olivenhain rehab facility investors did!