Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Happy Birthday, Rachel



One of the better do-it-yourself birthday Kook costumes. You wouldn't believe some of the crap people put up there.

Happy birthday, Rachel. And congratulations on your choice of UC Berkeley. Despite corruption and administrative bloat, it's still one of the best education values out there.

Now don't take on any bankruptcy-proof student debt. And don't eat the brown acid.

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  1. Yes, don't eat the brown acid. The white acid or the yellow acid is ok, but the brown acid...that's a no no. Or you could simply not do any acid, but hey...you're not going to college to study, you are going to experiment and engage in alternative lifestyles and if that means eating the brown acid, well then so be it.

    Half of Berkeley is stoned and the other half wants to be, good choice.

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  2. Anon,

    What's with the venom? Jealous?

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    1. No Ryan, I'm not jealous. I live in the real world but Berkeley does not. But when the State of Calif collapses Berkeley will go down the toilet without the state subsidies. Hopefully Rachel will do well in school as long as she chooses a major that has real life implications and value. Majoring in "Peace Studies" at Berkeley or "Dance" isn't the real world and the hopes of finding a job are zero. But if she takes the brown acid she won't care, will she.

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    2. Since when did college towns get mistaken for the real world? Perhaps there are a few too many brown acid-loving hippies in Berkeley, but they exist in Austin, Boulder, Madison as well as many other schools. It still remains a premier academic institution. And I would happily hire a "peace studies" major from Berkeley long before anyone from the University of Phoenix or ITT Tech... What institution are you a proud alum of anyway? Or did you graduate to the real world directly from high school?

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  3. There is absolutely nothing wrong with LSD if used properly by someone who is informed. Rather, it is an enlightening substance with great importance to humankind. (familiar with DNA's double helix?)

    Alcohol, on the other hand, is extremely harmful but idiots like Anon have their heads up their asses with regard to what substances are OK & what aren't.

    Foxtards. Eventually they'll die off, just like christians. Can't happen quickly enough.

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    1. Methinks that too much LSD has turned Rob into a ROBTARD

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  4. Poor Rachel, look what she started!

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  5. Who takes acid or mushrooms these days? Kids today don't even know what it is. Their much more inclined to take ecstasy and xanax or other pharma types of drugs. Been to the Union Grill lately?

    I thought acid was great until that bad trip. I'll never trip again.

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