I would like to gather a large group of reasonable folk to scour both the Internets and the neighborhoods...
Hundreds maybe thousands of good solid young folks...
These folks will have a very important task. That task will be to seek out, stealthily investigate thru all aspects of public and even non public information on people that have done stuff like posted pictures of a group of 2 or three young folks say in Oceanside laying on a beach with hundreds if not thousands of empty yards in beach in every direction claiming these young men and/or women are violating some ethereal decree...I would like to pay these young ladies and/or young men a decent living wage to report these rat faced finks to the IRS for violating and or cheating on their taxes. The crimes would include yet not be limited to folks whom have assets, presently employed income and/ or present jobs yet are claiming or attempting to claim monies the US gov is offering to those in need. I would prefer these workers be tenacious and tough fighters insofar as to do their very best at ratting out these awful people and make them pay with both money and time of incarceration.
This is a noble pursuit for the heavily indebted governments the world over is it not?
After all New York State has claimed today that it does not have enough funds to pay unemployment benefits any longer.
C'mon let's do it for the waiters, waitresses, janitors, bartenders, hostesses and hosts and all of the unemployed!
Attention Citizens! Your Dept of Pandemia has decreed that you must make sure your pets are practicing social distancing of your neighbors may call the Dept of Pandemonium to rat you out and have all of your pets, food and beverages and (laundered only) underwear confiscated without notice!
I was just informed that The Dept of Pandemonium will be peer reviewing all recycle bin contents in the city on a weekly basis the day prior to pickup.
Love it!
ReplyDeleteCan I propose something?
Attention Young Citizens!
I would like to gather a large group of reasonable folk to scour both the Internets and the neighborhoods...
Hundreds maybe thousands of good solid young folks...
These folks will have a very important task. That task will be to seek out, stealthily investigate thru all aspects of public and even non public information on people that have done stuff like posted pictures of a group of 2 or three young folks say in Oceanside laying on a beach with hundreds if not thousands of empty yards in beach in every direction claiming these young men and/or women are violating some ethereal decree...I would like to pay these young ladies and/or young men a decent living wage to report these rat faced finks to the IRS for violating and or cheating on their taxes. The crimes would include yet not be limited to folks whom have assets, presently employed income and/ or present jobs yet are claiming or attempting to claim monies the US gov is offering to those in need. I would prefer these workers be tenacious and tough fighters insofar as to do their very best at ratting out these awful people and make them pay with both money and time of incarceration.
This is a noble pursuit for the heavily indebted governments the world over is it not?
After all New York State has claimed today that it does not have enough funds to pay unemployment benefits any longer.
C'mon let's do it for the waiters, waitresses, janitors, bartenders, hostesses and hosts and all of the unemployed!
Attention Young Citizens!
you sound poor
ReplyDeleteRed tide, no waves.
ReplyDeleteAttention Citizens!
ReplyDeleteYour Dept of Pandemia has decreed that you must make sure your pets are practicing social distancing of your neighbors may call the Dept of Pandemonium to rat you out and have all of your pets, food and beverages and (laundered only) underwear confiscated without notice!
Attention Citizens!
I was just informed that The Dept of Pandemonium will be peer reviewing all recycle bin contents in the city on a weekly basis the day prior to pickup.
ReplyDeleteAn equal number of people upset that the beach is being opened, and that it’s not open enough.
ReplyDeleteSounds like council got it right!
Bad art may not kill but it hurts us all, a little bit, on the inside.
ReplyDeleteDoes Ga"vain" newsom know about this? It would give him something else to froth at the mouth.
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